Have you ever misread something in a book and the subsequent text doesn't make any sense until you review the page and realize you misread a piece of text? An example of this for me was in The Great Gatsby. One part of the book, I thought, was taking place on a train, but it made no sense. Then I went back and reread it and realized it was meant to take place in Tom and Daisy's house. I was quite red-faced, I must say.

Anonymous

Wow what an embarrassing predicament

Two questions: 1 - Are you a pescetarian, vegetarian, vegan or omnivore? 2 - Are there any films that are novel adaptations that are better than the novel, in your opinion?

Anonymous

1 - I’m a normal person

2 - The Hunger Games movie is far superior to the novel. I can’t think of another one right now though.

But the question is why are people "apologisers" for John Green? Why is that necessary? You have repeatedly made a point of not explaining your supposedly legitimate reasons for disliking him so strongly to the people who are merely curious.

Anonymous

I’ve explained it so many times in the past year that I have given up explaining myself again and again and again. Go into my fucking archive and stop pestering my ask box jesus christ

In your humble opinion, is it OK to be 22 year-old virgin?

Anonymous

No you fucking weirdo get out of my sight you disgusting lower being I can’t believe you’re even trying to talk to me you fucking pig dog ugh I’m gonna get sick